How Trump Gets Wicked by "Defying Logic"

As promised, my Donald Trump adaptation of "Defying Gravity" titled "Defying Logic"...

Trump: Something has changed within me. Something is not the same. I'm through with playing by the rules of America's game. Too late for second guessing. My background doesn't matter at all. It's time to trust my instincts. It's time to build the wall. It's time to try defying logic. I think I'll try defying logic and you can't stop me now.

Kellyanne: Can't we make you understand, you're having delusions of grandeur?

Trump: I'm through accepting limits cause people say they're so. Some things you may not hear but til I tweet you'll never know. Too long I've been afraid of losing love I guess I've lost. Well, if that's love, it comes at much too high a cost. I'd sooner buy defying logic. Kiss me goodbye, I'm defying logic and you can't stop me now.

Secret Service: Open this door! In the name of the millennials and women and Rosie!

(Trump whips out phone and gets on Twitter)

Kellyanne: No, wait! Stop! That's what started this mess in the first place, that horrible Twitter account! Stop! Well, where's the wall? Maybe you're not as powerful as you think you are.

(All of a sudden, random allies start appearing out of nowhere, including Putin, who steps forward)

Trump: I told you Kellyanne. Didn't I tell you?

Secret Service: Bash it in! Fetch the Trump Battering Ram!

(Trump grabs a nearby broom and holds it out to Kellyanne and Putin)

Trump: Quick! Get on!

Kellyanne: What!

Trump: Come with me. Think of what we could do, together. Unlimited, together we're unlimited. Together we'll be the greatest team there's ever been. Putin. Dreams the way we planned them.

Putin: If you and Kellyanne and I work in a threesome.

All: There's no fight we cannot win! Just you and I defying logic. With you and I defying logic.

Trump: They'll never stop us now. Well, are you two coming?

Kellyanne: But your hair, it will get ruined. (She sees a witch hat) Here, put this on top of it. I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this.

Trump: You too. I hope it brings you bliss.

All: I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I hope you're happy in the end. I hope you're happy my friend.

(The Secret Service storm the attic and capture Kellyanne and Putin)

Kellyanne: Oh no, leave us alone, do you hear, let go of us!

Trump: It's not them! They had nothing to do with it! I'm the one you want! It's me! It's me!

(Trump rises dramatically into the air)

So if you care to find me, look to the house of white. As someone told me lately, everyone deserves an Air Force One flight! And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free. To those who'd ground me. Take a message back from me! Tell them how I am defying logic. I'm flying high defying logic and soon I'll match them in renown. And nobody in all DC, don't Clinton that there is or will be is ever gonna bring me down! Bring me down! Wall!